Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Response to Lard Wreck's Hallucination.

Get burned by what? Your joint? Don't give me that clean shit. You always brag about toking it. In Quest's defense,THC can be elusive if you haven't toked in a few days. A powerful enemy? You can't even keep a home or the windows in your busted up Subaru. What are going to attack me with? You've already hit some innocent bystanders with your bullshit.

"Rick wont help you no more fuckers your on your own I lost my show cause of these ass clowns these jack asses offered me 2000 to say that shit about Synthia and when it came time to pay up they made off like they did not know who the fuck I am there nuts."

Help US??? Rick, seriously, PUT THE FUCKING BONG DOWN!


"Everybody wants to take take take and profit off of me. No more free rides"

Nothing comes free from going anywhere near you.

"Pauly boy wrote me months ago saying I have information about this woman. He says do you want it? It would make a hell of a show. I thought fuck you know I could really boost my ratings so I put this show together and do my own research and somebody else tells me Synthia’s real name is Patrice Richards living in Colorado."

Like you say, Rick...Assumption is the fuck up of all mother fuckers.

"Pauly boy offers me 2000 to make up all this shit about his old lady on my show I got 3 sons to take care of so what the hell right plus toke that’s a lot of weed toke I do the show and no money then this ass clown tries to blackmail my wife for information about me and he contacts my wife’s father talking about me being a druggie let me explain nicely to you my ex reported me for drugs to the state so I had recently a hair and piss test done by quest the lady called from the state said my urine and hair is CLEAN its on record so bastards you want to play come on down BITCH! Play with fire be prepared to get burned."

We've already discussed this one so lets not be stupid about it. Well, Rick, it seems you've finally seen what a loser this asshole is.

"Drug test do not lie especially knowing quest is a national reputable drug testing medical facility."

No, but they can and do make mistakes. You can also trick them. You can even go a few days without smoking pot and the tester may not get a read. As much as you brag about toking, to tell anyone that you are clean is supreme bullshit. Where were you when they were handing out brains?

"Folks I hope you are starting to see the losers these people are."

You don't have to tell me. Anyone who would say the bullshit they did has to be a loser. Who would say that about a little kid? But consider this, you're the one who accepted 2000 from them to make up shit about someone so what does that make you?

"Anyways point being he is a firefighter for the town which starts off in most counties at 35,000 a year and that bastard acts like a 2000 is going to break him."

I don't know, this guy sounds like too much of a loser to be making that kind of money. Anyway, I read a flood report last night that said he was only a volunteer.

"Pauly boy and his fat gf send me these files for my show you know I got a recording studio with all the bells and whistles they wanted me to doctor up these recordings alter voices etc to make it sound like this boy hates his mother and wants me to make it sound like his mom is planning to kidnap this child. I said is this legal and he said yeah man I got a order in court to do it."

And you believed it? Gawd are you dumb...

"Sorry to make a spectacle no Im not you assumed I would keep quiet assumption is the fuck up of all mother fuckers. Im not going down in the ship with you here is the thing I will be around 10 years from now…15 years from now:) while you will still be sitting on your lard asses picking them looking at my hot photos showing off my tattoos and nice biceps no ego just fact:)."

Photos of your rad tats, you mean?

"My fucking show gets canceled after they bitch and moan to the producers I can slap you guys with a lawsuit how would you like that.? Ha ha I will come down there and show Heidi what a real man looks like not some pretend lard ass fire fighter who stands around playing with his hose all day."

Ask if they have a contact.

"Hahaha I do not demean anyone without a cause."

No, you'll do it for 2000.

"Sure I party I work hard and I have every right to."

Yes, it's a bitch doing all that copying and pasting to your groups.

"What I do is my own business say what you want about me at least I do not pretend to be someone I’m not."

So what do you pretend to be? We can't figure it out.

"Pauly boy comes to me pretending to be a reporter here he is taking low digs mocking out the paranormal. I have done over 800 investigations, over 60,000 photos I run the biggest paranormal group in the country I have been in books on television I am a talk show host man the list goes on. Anyone who does not show respect for this is an ingrate."

Well, Rick, you're cheap entertainment. Going to three sites in a couple of hours and snapping some photos and then taking pics of your pot smoke and calling them demons is not an investigation. As for hard work...work is productive. You have not fulfilled this requirement.

"That doesn’t just happen that takes work you should try it sometime."

So should you.

"Don’t believe me? I will raise my hands and fill the room with demons and spirits and I will show you real power. I will put these demons upon you to do my bidding your worst nightmare will come true I come face to face with UfO’S, bigfoot, demons, ghosts, cryptids and other shit that would eat you for godddamned lunch. Maybe the lord Rick knows what he’s talking about after all? Ha ha Unlike you I am very smart and you are nothing compared to me. If you do not think there will be pay back then you do not know the Lord you have made a powerful enemy."

Oh, I've found worse in the litter box after my cat is done with it. Look out Pauly! You've made enemies with a fellow stoner loser.