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Thursday, March 26, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Response to Lard Wreck's Hallucination.
Get burned by what? Your joint? Don't give me that clean shit. You always brag about toking it. In Quest's defense,THC can be elusive if you haven't toked in a few days. A powerful enemy? You can't even keep a home or the windows in your busted up Subaru. What are going to attack me with? You've already hit some innocent bystanders with your bullshit.
"Rick wont help you no more fuckers your on your own I lost my show cause of these ass clowns these jack asses offered me 2000 to say that shit about Synthia and when it came time to pay up they made off like they did not know who the fuck I am there nuts."
Help US??? Rick, seriously, PUT THE FUCKING BONG DOWN!
"Everybody wants to take take take and profit off of me. No more free rides"
Nothing comes free from going anywhere near you.
"Pauly boy wrote me months ago saying I have information about this woman. He says do you want it? It would make a hell of a show. I thought fuck you know I could really boost my ratings so I put this show together and do my own research and somebody else tells me Synthia’s real name is Patrice Richards living in Colorado."
Like you say, Rick...Assumption is the fuck up of all mother fuckers.
"Pauly boy offers me 2000 to make up all this shit about his old lady on my show I got 3 sons to take care of so what the hell right plus toke that’s a lot of weed toke I do the show and no money then this ass clown tries to blackmail my wife for information about me and he contacts my wife’s father talking about me being a druggie let me explain nicely to you my ex reported me for drugs to the state so I had recently a hair and piss test done by quest the lady called from the state said my urine and hair is CLEAN its on record so bastards you want to play come on down BITCH! Play with fire be prepared to get burned."
We've already discussed this one so lets not be stupid about it. Well, Rick, it seems you've finally seen what a loser this asshole is.
"Drug test do not lie especially knowing quest is a national reputable drug testing medical facility."
No, but they can and do make mistakes. You can also trick them. You can even go a few days without smoking pot and the tester may not get a read. As much as you brag about toking, to tell anyone that you are clean is supreme bullshit. Where were you when they were handing out brains?
"Folks I hope you are starting to see the losers these people are."
You don't have to tell me. Anyone who would say the bullshit they did has to be a loser. Who would say that about a little kid? But consider this, you're the one who accepted 2000 from them to make up shit about someone so what does that make you?
"Anyways point being he is a firefighter for the town which starts off in most counties at 35,000 a year and that bastard acts like a 2000 is going to break him."
I don't know, this guy sounds like too much of a loser to be making that kind of money. Anyway, I read a flood report last night that said he was only a volunteer.
"Pauly boy and his fat gf send me these files for my show you know I got a recording studio with all the bells and whistles they wanted me to doctor up these recordings alter voices etc to make it sound like this boy hates his mother and wants me to make it sound like his mom is planning to kidnap this child. I said is this legal and he said yeah man I got a order in court to do it."
And you believed it? Gawd are you dumb...
"Sorry to make a spectacle no Im not you assumed I would keep quiet assumption is the fuck up of all mother fuckers. Im not going down in the ship with you here is the thing I will be around 10 years from now…15 years from now:) while you will still be sitting on your lard asses picking them looking at my hot photos showing off my tattoos and nice biceps no ego just fact:)."
Photos of your rad tats, you mean?
"My fucking show gets canceled after they bitch and moan to the producers I can slap you guys with a lawsuit how would you like that.? Ha ha I will come down there and show Heidi what a real man looks like not some pretend lard ass fire fighter who stands around playing with his hose all day."
Ask if they have a contact.
"Hahaha I do not demean anyone without a cause."
No, you'll do it for 2000.
"Sure I party I work hard and I have every right to."
Yes, it's a bitch doing all that copying and pasting to your groups.
"What I do is my own business say what you want about me at least I do not pretend to be someone I’m not."
So what do you pretend to be? We can't figure it out.
"Pauly boy comes to me pretending to be a reporter here he is taking low digs mocking out the paranormal. I have done over 800 investigations, over 60,000 photos I run the biggest paranormal group in the country I have been in books on television I am a talk show host man the list goes on. Anyone who does not show respect for this is an ingrate."
Well, Rick, you're cheap entertainment. Going to three sites in a couple of hours and snapping some photos and then taking pics of your pot smoke and calling them demons is not an investigation. As for hard work...work is productive. You have not fulfilled this requirement.
"That doesn’t just happen that takes work you should try it sometime."
So should you.
"Don’t believe me? I will raise my hands and fill the room with demons and spirits and I will show you real power. I will put these demons upon you to do my bidding your worst nightmare will come true I come face to face with UfO’S, bigfoot, demons, ghosts, cryptids and other shit that would eat you for godddamned lunch. Maybe the lord Rick knows what he’s talking about after all? Ha ha Unlike you I am very smart and you are nothing compared to me. If you do not think there will be pay back then you do not know the Lord you have made a powerful enemy."
Oh, I've found worse in the litter box after my cat is done with it. Look out Pauly! You've made enemies with a fellow stoner loser.
"Rick wont help you no more fuckers your on your own I lost my show cause of these ass clowns these jack asses offered me 2000 to say that shit about Synthia and when it came time to pay up they made off like they did not know who the fuck I am there nuts."
Help US??? Rick, seriously, PUT THE FUCKING BONG DOWN!
"Everybody wants to take take take and profit off of me. No more free rides"
Nothing comes free from going anywhere near you.
"Pauly boy wrote me months ago saying I have information about this woman. He says do you want it? It would make a hell of a show. I thought fuck you know I could really boost my ratings so I put this show together and do my own research and somebody else tells me Synthia’s real name is Patrice Richards living in Colorado."
Like you say, Rick...Assumption is the fuck up of all mother fuckers.
"Pauly boy offers me 2000 to make up all this shit about his old lady on my show I got 3 sons to take care of so what the hell right plus toke that’s a lot of weed toke I do the show and no money then this ass clown tries to blackmail my wife for information about me and he contacts my wife’s father talking about me being a druggie let me explain nicely to you my ex reported me for drugs to the state so I had recently a hair and piss test done by quest the lady called from the state said my urine and hair is CLEAN its on record so bastards you want to play come on down BITCH! Play with fire be prepared to get burned."
We've already discussed this one so lets not be stupid about it. Well, Rick, it seems you've finally seen what a loser this asshole is.
"Drug test do not lie especially knowing quest is a national reputable drug testing medical facility."
No, but they can and do make mistakes. You can also trick them. You can even go a few days without smoking pot and the tester may not get a read. As much as you brag about toking, to tell anyone that you are clean is supreme bullshit. Where were you when they were handing out brains?
"Folks I hope you are starting to see the losers these people are."
You don't have to tell me. Anyone who would say the bullshit they did has to be a loser. Who would say that about a little kid? But consider this, you're the one who accepted 2000 from them to make up shit about someone so what does that make you?
"Anyways point being he is a firefighter for the town which starts off in most counties at 35,000 a year and that bastard acts like a 2000 is going to break him."
I don't know, this guy sounds like too much of a loser to be making that kind of money. Anyway, I read a flood report last night that said he was only a volunteer.
"Pauly boy and his fat gf send me these files for my show you know I got a recording studio with all the bells and whistles they wanted me to doctor up these recordings alter voices etc to make it sound like this boy hates his mother and wants me to make it sound like his mom is planning to kidnap this child. I said is this legal and he said yeah man I got a order in court to do it."
And you believed it? Gawd are you dumb...
"Sorry to make a spectacle no Im not you assumed I would keep quiet assumption is the fuck up of all mother fuckers. Im not going down in the ship with you here is the thing I will be around 10 years from now…15 years from now:) while you will still be sitting on your lard asses picking them looking at my hot photos showing off my tattoos and nice biceps no ego just fact:)."
Photos of your rad tats, you mean?
"My fucking show gets canceled after they bitch and moan to the producers I can slap you guys with a lawsuit how would you like that.? Ha ha I will come down there and show Heidi what a real man looks like not some pretend lard ass fire fighter who stands around playing with his hose all day."
Ask if they have a contact.
"Hahaha I do not demean anyone without a cause."
No, you'll do it for 2000.
"Sure I party I work hard and I have every right to."
Yes, it's a bitch doing all that copying and pasting to your groups.
"What I do is my own business say what you want about me at least I do not pretend to be someone I’m not."
So what do you pretend to be? We can't figure it out.
"Pauly boy comes to me pretending to be a reporter here he is taking low digs mocking out the paranormal. I have done over 800 investigations, over 60,000 photos I run the biggest paranormal group in the country I have been in books on television I am a talk show host man the list goes on. Anyone who does not show respect for this is an ingrate."
Well, Rick, you're cheap entertainment. Going to three sites in a couple of hours and snapping some photos and then taking pics of your pot smoke and calling them demons is not an investigation. As for hard work...work is productive. You have not fulfilled this requirement.
"That doesn’t just happen that takes work you should try it sometime."
So should you.
"Don’t believe me? I will raise my hands and fill the room with demons and spirits and I will show you real power. I will put these demons upon you to do my bidding your worst nightmare will come true I come face to face with UfO’S, bigfoot, demons, ghosts, cryptids and other shit that would eat you for godddamned lunch. Maybe the lord Rick knows what he’s talking about after all? Ha ha Unlike you I am very smart and you are nothing compared to me. If you do not think there will be pay back then you do not know the Lord you have made a powerful enemy."
Oh, I've found worse in the litter box after my cat is done with it. Look out Pauly! You've made enemies with a fellow stoner loser.
Thursday, February 26, 2009
Coming Up...
We have some big surprises in store coming up for Lord Wreck.
Firstly, we have the second part of the "Emperor's New Rad Tat". It will be ready next week some time.
I am also working very hard on the new song, "Butthurt Keeps Falling On Rick's Ass."
Meanwhile, Judge Phantom has few surpises of his own in store.
Lord Mulletor, I didn't realize you could be so low. Well, I did realize it, I just didn't think you would be stupid enough to write it and publish it, but we'll discuss that later, unless you want to keep being stupid...look who I'm talking to. Of course you are.
Blessed be the Lord's Ty-D Bowl Blue Mullet for it is sacred. May the mullet never fear the barber. May the Lord not smite me with the local sheriff.
Next up, a golden oldie.
Lord Lulz
Firstly, we have the second part of the "Emperor's New Rad Tat". It will be ready next week some time.
I am also working very hard on the new song, "Butthurt Keeps Falling On Rick's Ass."
Meanwhile, Judge Phantom has few surpises of his own in store.
Lord Mulletor, I didn't realize you could be so low. Well, I did realize it, I just didn't think you would be stupid enough to write it and publish it, but we'll discuss that later, unless you want to keep being stupid...look who I'm talking to. Of course you are.
Blessed be the Lord's Ty-D Bowl Blue Mullet for it is sacred. May the mullet never fear the barber. May the Lord not smite me with the local sheriff.
Next up, a golden oldie.
Lord Lulz
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
When Losers Attack!
What a bunch of losers! For those of you keeping score, Mike Bitchital has posted once and anonymous posted umpteen fucking times. Who is anonymous anyway? I'll tell you who! He's a coward who knows he's full of shit and afraid we'll find out if he posts his real name.
Mike, give it up. We both know you can't do shit. You don't even use your real name. If your "attorney" works for anything at all, it's not probono. It's pro-boner. If you really had a lawyer he would chewing you out for coming on here and demolishing what little case he may have had in your little fantasy world. Imitating Rick is not going to get you anywhere.
Rick, your threats have never meant anything before. What makes you think they mean anything now. You're a nothing irritation. Somehow, you have managed to make a big stink and that is why I feel you worthy of my attention. Nothing more. So go ahead and curse me with death row inmates or whatever it is you do.
Mike, give it up. We both know you can't do shit. You don't even use your real name. If your "attorney" works for anything at all, it's not probono. It's pro-boner. If you really had a lawyer he would chewing you out for coming on here and demolishing what little case he may have had in your little fantasy world. Imitating Rick is not going to get you anywhere.
Rick, your threats have never meant anything before. What makes you think they mean anything now. You're a nothing irritation. Somehow, you have managed to make a big stink and that is why I feel you worthy of my attention. Nothing more. So go ahead and curse me with death row inmates or whatever it is you do.
Friday, February 6, 2009
Guess What?
Guess what, Lord Rick!
Lord Lulz is back and ready to deal supreme butthurt. Since Lord Rick has decided to spit in my face instead of accepting my constant peace offerings, war is on. There will be no more offerings of peace or goodwill. I also will accept no peace offerings from Lord Rick from here on out.
Guess what, Jayman!
No good deed goes unpunished. Judge Phantom and I set up a blog site, invited you, Odd Emperor and Roadwolf, only to have you write Rick and telling him who you think we are, kicking us out of the site and basically taking it over. Good move, Jayman. The Angelofthynight website that resulted from your treason is now a crap site that just focuses on getting into pissing contests with Rick and satire takes a back burner. Odd and Roadwolf, you are more than welcome to join us. Jayman, keep your obsession to yourself. Nobody gives a shit.
Guess what, Mike Dijital!
You may think you’re sitting pretty as a fellow Wise Guy, but you have some awful ass strut marks from straddling the fence for all those years. You stick up for Rick in public, and then laugh and joke with us in private, and then when Rick turns on you, you were a Rick hater all along. Pathetic. It’s going to take a lot more than a change of allegiance to convince me that you’re nothing more than a Geetar Hero just looking for publicity.
Guess what, Angelofthynight.com!
Until Jayman gets booted, you are going to be the number two victim of bootinrectum syndrome. Nothing against Odd, Roadwolf, King Basher or any of the others (Mike, no offense but you remind me of another guitar player I know). Jay, it isn’t personal…well maybe a little personal. Ah, fuck it, this is a one man crusade against Jayman.
Hey, guess what, guys!
I got kind of kicked out of the circle, and I’m pissed. Judge Phantom and I set up Angelofthynight.com and now look. Jayman usurped and fucked the whole thing up. I’m not letting that go. Judge and I worked hard on that site. Roadwolf may have bought the domain, but we set the blog up and invited everyone else. Remember who got all of those visitors. Jayman, we plan on taking all of your traffic away, just like we did to Lord Wreck. That was us, not you. You couldn’t do shit before. Jay, I don’t see any creative writing from you. You only did it to boost your Nowlive ratings. Roadwolf and Odd, if you don’t believe us, take a look at the posts. Is Jayman promoting his radio show? Was he doing it after he kicked me and Judge out? Was he doing it before? He removed the link to Rick’s radio show and put his own up. Are you happy just giving Jayman the reigns? We allowed equal decision making. Does Jayman?
Lord Mulletor, prepare to have my size eleven lodged in your rad tattooed ass. Jayman, I’m getting out the big guns for you. Mike, quit bothering me and go eat your cereal.
The one and only,
Lord Lulz
Lord Lulz is back and ready to deal supreme butthurt. Since Lord Rick has decided to spit in my face instead of accepting my constant peace offerings, war is on. There will be no more offerings of peace or goodwill. I also will accept no peace offerings from Lord Rick from here on out.
Guess what, Jayman!
No good deed goes unpunished. Judge Phantom and I set up a blog site, invited you, Odd Emperor and Roadwolf, only to have you write Rick and telling him who you think we are, kicking us out of the site and basically taking it over. Good move, Jayman. The Angelofthynight website that resulted from your treason is now a crap site that just focuses on getting into pissing contests with Rick and satire takes a back burner. Odd and Roadwolf, you are more than welcome to join us. Jayman, keep your obsession to yourself. Nobody gives a shit.
Guess what, Mike Dijital!
You may think you’re sitting pretty as a fellow Wise Guy, but you have some awful ass strut marks from straddling the fence for all those years. You stick up for Rick in public, and then laugh and joke with us in private, and then when Rick turns on you, you were a Rick hater all along. Pathetic. It’s going to take a lot more than a change of allegiance to convince me that you’re nothing more than a Geetar Hero just looking for publicity.
Guess what, Angelofthynight.com!
Until Jayman gets booted, you are going to be the number two victim of bootinrectum syndrome. Nothing against Odd, Roadwolf, King Basher or any of the others (Mike, no offense but you remind me of another guitar player I know). Jay, it isn’t personal…well maybe a little personal. Ah, fuck it, this is a one man crusade against Jayman.
Hey, guess what, guys!
I got kind of kicked out of the circle, and I’m pissed. Judge Phantom and I set up Angelofthynight.com and now look. Jayman usurped and fucked the whole thing up. I’m not letting that go. Judge and I worked hard on that site. Roadwolf may have bought the domain, but we set the blog up and invited everyone else. Remember who got all of those visitors. Jayman, we plan on taking all of your traffic away, just like we did to Lord Wreck. That was us, not you. You couldn’t do shit before. Jay, I don’t see any creative writing from you. You only did it to boost your Nowlive ratings. Roadwolf and Odd, if you don’t believe us, take a look at the posts. Is Jayman promoting his radio show? Was he doing it after he kicked me and Judge out? Was he doing it before? He removed the link to Rick’s radio show and put his own up. Are you happy just giving Jayman the reigns? We allowed equal decision making. Does Jayman?
Lord Mulletor, prepare to have my size eleven lodged in your rad tattooed ass. Jayman, I’m getting out the big guns for you. Mike, quit bothering me and go eat your cereal.
The one and only,
Lord Lulz
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